It seems that nowadays there needs to be scapegoat for people to be happy about things. It's usually; America, Immigrants, Men, Banks or Motorists. Last week for example the 'thing' that was responsible for everything bad in the world was Barclays, I like everybody else aren't really sure why, But I'm pretty certain they are a set of bastards for doing whatever it is that they did. I think what they did had something to do with money, And it Involved an Important man at Barclays called Bob Diamond. But with a name like that, The guy was always going to be evil. Bob's fair enough, But Diamond? Of course he was going to be trouble. Anyway whatever he did he copped some flack for it, and I think got sacked.
But this weeks scapegoat is G4S who have been chosen to sort out the security at the Olympics. However the man/woman at G4S who was in charge of this particular project greatly underestimated the amount of security gaurds they would need. For some reason these Idiots thought that 6 people would be enough to make sure that the millions of people coming to watch the biggest event in Britain for years would be ok. Now I'm not a security expert, But there are usually two Bouncers on the door at the local nightclub, which rarely gets more than 100 people in it. So I'd imagine that 6 people, even if they were big, burly, strong men, Armed with super soakers would struggle to secure the olympics. So now the Army will have to do it. That has made us all very angry and made G4S This weeks scapegoat. Infact I'm fairly sure that it was a G4S employee who started mad cow disease, and It was probably The lady who cleans the G4S toilets who was responsible for the common cold.
Personally I'm sick of hearing about the Olympics, and in particular all of it's bloody sponsors; glaxosmithkline- The official anti Dopers of the olympics, Coca Cola, The lottery, and Most hilariously; Mcdonalds - The company that has turned Millions of small childeren into waddling, Multi Chinned balls of lard and Chicken Nuggets, They are sponsoring a major sporting event. Nothing Prepares Sir Chris Hoy for a bicycle ride more than a tub of French Fries, A big mac and a super size Mcflurry. It's just a completely innapropriate sponsor, They may as well say "Fred West- The official child killer of the Olympics'. Surley the companies that should sponsor the games are ones like; salads R us, or Getoffyourfatarse.com.
Not that I care, I'm bored of the Olympics already, It seems that If you stick a union jack or the words 'Team GB' on something you can flog it for a tenner. It does seem that In britain we can't got more than 2 weeks without getting irrationally excited for a major sporting event.
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