An apology to Wales

Dear Everyone,

In my last blog 'Cheap Holidays' I described Wales as "Britain's largest bit of wasteland". This seems to have gone down quite badly with the Welsh, and Welsh sympathisers. So I did the responsible thing, and looked up some facts about the land of fog and hepatitis B, and discovered that it is in fact a wonderful place.

For a start Wales is famous for Leeks and Coal, Both of which they had on the Luxury film inspired cruise ship Titanic. Also, During the war, the Germans knew just how important Wales would be to the world that they didn't bother  dare to Bomb it, Probably.
There are also many famous people from Wales, The Best known being ageing love machine and Nelson Mandela impersonator Sir Tom Jones, Who's hit Delilah is about a Jealous man who stabs his wife to death, A truly beautiful ballad.
However there are more famous folk from the valleys; Griff Rhys Jones, Despite his French sounding name, is indeed Welsh, as Is Colonel Gaddafi.....'s Best friends sister.

The Climate in Welsh Wales is also very tolerable, With very few natural disasters occurring each year. 90% of Wales's rainfall is recycled into making natural Welsh mud, or the A5 as it's commonly known.

Wales also has it's own language, Which is spoken widely throughout Europe, By incredibly few people, However many welsh schools insist on teaching it, because they know just how useful it may be in the future. It is quite  easy to learn, and most words can be mastered using only the letter 'D' and spitting a lot.

Anyway, I'm hoping that this open letter goes some way to making amends with the welsh, and Helping right some wrongs.

Wales, I am very sorry.

Love ME