So Today, It has been revealed that the country's first Youth Police Commissioner, is infact a drug fuelled, idiotic, racist who does silly things after a few 'Blue WKD's'. In my opinion that is exactly what you can expect by appointing someone called Paris.
But what exactly was 'Paris' meant to do? I mean, was she installed to help the 'Grown up' police commissioner to have a better understanding of the playstation generation? If so she's pretty much summed them up perfectly. Another 'Chantelle - Dimi' Full of underage sex and Greggs.
I assume if she indeed has any responsibility at all, Then I guess the people who live in the rural village of Kent can expect to have new laws stating that everyone must wear tight leggings (regardless of weight), that show a dark coloured thong underneath.
But I can't imagine she will have any responsibility, Because Lets face it, An adult Police Commissioner is next to worthless, So a Junior one is even less than that. She has however got a £15k salary for her crime fighting troubles.
If anyone thinks this is a dig at the young generation, Then it isn't, It's a dig at people called Paris, and other stupid names, I mean, Jeremy Kyle is innundated with people called Shazney and Wayne and Shazney's baby's father Kayden. But when was the last time something bad happened surrounding someone called Annabel, Or Ken?
Can you really see the dragons from the den entertaining 'Saffron's' Idea for 'EZ to enter trackies with a warming pocket for sausage rolls'
It does seem that Names are going silly, Last year in America (where else) more than one child was named 'Burger' I assume after the parents favourite things. So I can see in this country the name 'Hanging around Bus Shelters smoking Weed' will become quite popular in the next few years. Wich is a worry, Because When 'Saffire's doing her Work experience as a midwife she isn't going to be able to spell that.
innit mate.
