PR Agent Required

We here at Skanky Media inc. Are pleased to announce the opening of a new position.

We are looking for a dedicated, Creative and forward thinking Individual to be the Public Relations officer for none other than Tulisa Conto.....Errr From N Dubz.  The job will require you to follow Mrs from N Dubz around, (while holding your head in your hands). and being on hand to promote Mrs N Dubz good name.

Job Requirements

• The candidate must be creative, And able to come up with good excuses for severe 'negative publicity' situations, Such as Major drugs scandals, and Poor Blowjobs are commonplace.
• The candidate must also have a keen interest in shopping at Primark, and other such 'Chavvy' shops.
• An eye for Burberry, Argos jewellery and fake 'Playboy bunny' underwear (From Chelmsford market) is also an Advantage.
• Most importantly the candidate should be deaf, or Actually not mind listening to N Dubz.
• Being a Drug dealer/Baron with a BMW is also preferable.

Candidates are expected To work 150 hours a week, Although depending on events (Claims of affairs, Giving birth to a chinese baby etc) this could climb.  The Job is very well paid, the successful applicant can expect to receive £7 per week, plus bonuses including a £15 Argos voucher and a Hamper from Lidl at Christmas.  Any overtime will be paid in either Ecstasy tablets or 'Blowies'

Closing date for applicants is 10-6-13